happy birthday to one of the greatest persons to ever exist!!!! i love you 💕 s-trawberryfieldsforever
What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?
She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s very old, very frail. Very frail.
She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.